One of the Those Silly Forum Games (Corrupted Wishes)

Corrupted wishes is the name of the game, my friends. Picked it up off the SW:TOR forums. It goes like this. Someone makes a wish, and the person below grants it, but with some adverse side effects relating to the wish. Example:

Me: I wish for a pony.

Poster 2: Granted. But you're too fat to ride it. I wish to be king of a country.

Poster 3: Granted, but your country's populace consists entirely of hungry grizzly bears. I wish for some bangin' new roller skates.

And so on and so forth. It's a bit more complicated than most, but I like it because it's creative. No real rules, just stay creative. So! Let's begin shall we? .



I wish to know what love is.

Granted, but your love for deep-fried chicken will eventually get you arrested. I wish to be a liberator.

Granted. But you are mauled by a rabid dog that you liberated from its cage.

I wish that I could of been somebody.

Granted, but that somebody is Carrot Top.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted, but you learn that there is none.

I wish insurance commercials weren't annoying.

Granted, but your new love of insurance leads you to spend your life-savings insuring your pet goldfish.

I wish I was a superhero.

Granted, but you become mad with power and Supa' Man has to shut you down.

I wish I knew how to ride a bike.

Granted, but you slip on a body of water and fall.

I wish I was immortal (this is a hard one).

Granted, you get bored of life and see no point to live it, .

I wish I had the universe at my finger tips.

Man, my first post right after M.D., good timing.

Granted, but you accidently push your fingers too far in and muck everything up. Good job.

I wish I wasn't blind.

Granted, now you wish you where still blind as the world is an ugly place.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but in your excitement you accidently flew in the direction of a 747.

I wish I could watch The Big Red One without having to torrent it.

Granted, but you find you didn't specify clearly enough and are given a lewd film also titled "The Big Red One."

I wish I could be president of Canada.

Granted, but it is only a role in the lewd film titled "The Big Red One".

I wish I found a genie.

Granted, but the only wish he can grant is giving you a role in the lewd film 'The Big Red One'.
I wish my stapler worked.

Granted, but now my stapler doesn't work.

I wish I were six inches taller.

(Staying away from the brutally obvious one.)

Instead of growing six inches taller, everyone else shrinks six inches.

I wish Alex Sunderland's stapler worked.

Granted, but now your stapler is the star of the lewd film 'The Big Red One'.

I wish I was a member of the Green party

Granted, but you're now the co-star in the "Big Red One."

I wish I could be a congress member!

Granted, but your new congress position in China prevents you from getting anything done due to your limited Chinese language abilities.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted, but the world you are traversing is covered in molten lava and flying spaghetti monsters.

I wish I had A+'s in all my classes.